1) Fire Terry
2) Fire Sandy
3) Fire David Wright
4) Fire Yoenis Cespedes
5) Fire Mr. Met, hire the Phanatic
6) Eric Campbell as starting CF, because Soup is the hero that Gotham deserves
7) Scott Boras picks the starting pitching rotation from now on
8) Trade Harvey for Mike Trout, Troy Tulowitzki, and Giancarlo Stanton. The other teams cannot say no to this reasonable trade. They can share Harvey's starts.
9) NY Post writers pick the position player starters
10) Hire Terry again then immediately fire him just to make it clear to him where he stands
11) Trade for Oliver Perez, new closer. Demote Familia to the minors
12) Trade Conforto for Ruben Tejada, Tejada will save our offense
13) Invest significant sums of money with Blernie Maddoff, Bernie's cousin from Jersey City