Funny story time! Gather round boys and girls!

Sooo last month the wife and I found ourselves in a short lived hotwife thing where the guy did not know that she was married and I was listening from the other room lol.

After this scene ended (guy went abroad), wife said it was my 'turn' to fuck another girl while she listens from the other room.

Yours truly is not attractive and bumble competition is too high quality and I fully was cognizant of this. The only option I left with was to hunt for a prostitute.

Now, I didn't require one for the full night so I wasn't willing to shell out 30k for that. I ended up finding a number through fb (you see where this is going right?) and got in touch. I was told I can have a girl for 3 hours for 6k. Seemed ok. Guy asked 2k as an advance to 'confirm my booking.'

I send him the receipt and show up at the designated street. The guy then said that I'll need to pay 2k more as 'security' and 'ladki bus 5 min mein apke paas ajayegi'. This should, SHOULD have been my sign of just quitting on this and running off.

But hold up! My little master said chal paisa nikaal, tujh mein organic hookup ka haal nahi hai bay! So, ignoring my brain shouting that 'SCAM HAY!', I paid 2k more and sent the receipt. Then suddenly the terms became ke aap 2k full and final bhejen, seth keh raha hay kyunke aap first time aye ho. Dickra said, you guessed it, NIKAAL PAISA!

At this point after sending him 6k, that number suddenly went grey. Fucker blocked me right then and there. I should have seen this coming. Hass lo sab but I swear I don't know what came over me.

I went home completely disappointed and, more importantly, angry at myself for falling for such an obvious scam. Hell, wife was even asking me to pick up someone independent from the street but it was too cold ke even Badar pe there was zero activity.

I went home, wife and her 'bull' did a video call and I ended up beating my meat.

This is the story of how I made a complete fool of myself. If you have good looks and can manage a hookup through any dating app, consider yourself very, very lucky men! I have literally given up trying to find any girl now tbh. Dil khatta sa hogaya hay from it.