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Wild-Bumblebee6754 is age 20
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Good morning, everyone! (Except Drake stans.)

So, I am searching for a friend/potential wifey. Here are some soft requirements:

You gotta be cultured gang. We have to be from the same generationā€”I can't have a millennial mother figure. Gen Z mommies? No problem. In fact, they're preferred. If you donā€™t know how to cook, donā€™t worry. Iā€™m a Maggi connoisseur myself chefā€™s kiss. If youā€™re empathetic, Iā€™m getting the ring ready. Youā€™re funny? Iā€™m already on my knees. Iā€™m not looking for any specific color or caste; it frankly doesnā€™t matter to me. I have no idea if jahez is still a thing, but it goes without saying I wonā€™t be accepting any (unless itā€™s a 1975 Porsche 911 Turbo). I understand that's pricey, so a Lexus LS400 V8 would suffice as well.

If youā€™re in touch with your roots and values, that would be great because I want to carry on the traditional values we grew up with. However, I'd much rather you be your authentic self over anything. Being a moderately practicing muslim is bare-minimum

A little about me? Yours to discover, babe. I am a huge photography nerd, so youā€™ve got yourself a personal photographer 24/7. Iā€™m an aspiring entrepreneur on the journey to financial freedom, but this capitalist economy thinks Iā€™m Godā€™s strongest soldierā€”itā€™s breaking my back.

In the future, Iā€™d like to get my private pilot's license and go skydiving solo. Iā€™m a huge walker; I can walk endlessly without a destination, especially at night, just for the thick of it. Itā€™s like therapy to me. Iā€™m a big yapper and will most likely redpill you about life (youā€™ve been warned), but Iā€™m a good listener, too. Kids: I don't know I have never had them yet :( Iā€™ve lived my whole life in Dubai, and as soon as I finished high school, I moved to Canada, where Iā€™m currently based in Ontario. Ethnically, Iā€™m from Lahore, though Iā€™ve only visited a handful of times. I am a Muslim, i don't believe in Firqas. "Destroy the mosque, destroy the temple do as you please; But do not break the human heart for GodĀ dwellsĀ therein!" ~ Bulleh Shah

If youā€™ve made it this far, comment your favorite superpower and why down below!

Also, I am 20, 5ā€™11ā€, and 90 kg.

And a closing note for anyone clowning my age: your future existence may be at risk if you do.

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