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It started with u/homersoc_ dropping this cute vignette of a script. There's a line in the script about a chef frying up some bologna for a quick sandwich after a busy night at his restaurant. To which I commented to Homer, "But have you tried fried Spam, though?" And here we are.
🎧 Foodie Wants Her Roommate as Her Personal Chef and Very Personal Lover
No one seems to understand what it means to date a chef.
Well, I do. Great cooking, all of the time. At least after you have sex, or as a lead up to it.
Not that I’m saying we’re dating. Although now that we’re on the subject, I would be much better for you than those other girls. I know exactly how crazy your life is, and how hard you work. Your talents, both culinary and sexual were wasted on those other girls.
I love good food. I’d appreciate all of your cooking, and not ask if you had ketchup, or complain that you never make chicken strips like a certain ex-girlfriend always wanted.
You could test out new recipes for the restaurant on me. I’d give you my honest opinion, and then we’d have sex, and it would be all good.
All my audios depict characters adults 18 , intended for listeners adults 18 .
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