Oh boy, I recorded this months ago then got sidetracked with, oh, I don't know, making a subreddit or something. Shitpost Meta-script by u/ScriptDoctorNick~

Premise: You discover your date is a GWA performer, but things don't go down anything like you might ever have fantasized.

🎧 The dog stays in the picture. {13:10}

Huh? You want me to say \what* again?*

Good boy?

O—kaaay … good boy?

What do you mean, “like before?”

Okay then. “Good boy. You’re such a good boy.”

There. Is that better? I — Hey, wait, are you—

Holy \shit*—are you trying to match my voice?*

Oh, fuck—I totally just outed myself, didn’t I.

Well … are you? Trying to place my voice?

Yeeeaaah, I \do* make audios in my spare time.*

Who, um—who do you I think I am, though?

No, no, no. Let’s hear it. Let’s see what kind of ear you have.

Huh. I guess you’ve got a pretty good one...

Another time with a u/ScriptDoctorNick pup-centric meta post: Ramblin' in the Park with Puppy

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