Hello, lovely scribblees,

I've been noodling on how to celebrate you, my lovely members, as we reach this “milestone.” I considered posting a saucy photo, but as it happens, I had recorded this shitpost offer — nay, an elocution exercise — by u/sir-craft last night. I truly believe this beats any photo. :)

Premise: Performer cold-reads a script. The joke here is that some performers do mostly cold reading (no reading ahead) when filling scripts. I have to confess I do this. I really only visually read scripts when asked to beta-read. For audios, I usually just start recording. So here we go!

🎧 Tricky Teasing and Tantalizing Tongue Twisters... {4:47}

Be warned, there was some unexpected noise mid-recording, but as stipulated, I can't re-record. I did time-stamp it. As far as editing, only noise reduction and fade in/out was applied; mouth clicks, headset rustles and other “natural” noises stay in.

Didn't get enough? More shitposts here.

Thank you for lending me your ears, as always! I swear I'll upload a proper audio... anytime now.

💜💛