Hello, lovely degenerates! For those of you around earlier in the summer, I ran a little poll on what I might do for my 4th cake day. I kind of did fulfill the top vote already — reading wacky comments, albeit with friends. Tied for 2nd place was 'make a new audio' or 'remake an old audio'. I may do either or both of those yet, but for now, here is a compromise — an edit of one of my first script fills ever, from August 2019:

🎧 /u/POVscribe/Study-Session-2023">“Your parents won't let you use the Internet? That's so mean!”

Oh my god, is that your phone??

But, like, it's ancient! Can that thing even text?

But, like, you know how Google works, right? You're just messing with me?

... you don't?

Waitaminute, wait, let me get this straight. So, like, you don't have a Facebook, or an Instagram, you can't Google...

(whispers) Have you never seen porn?

...Hey, how about this? As a thank-you for helping me with history — which we're not done with yet, by the way — I'll teach you a couple of things about how sex works...

It's just another kind of studying, I promise!

Fun fact: I recorded this audio about 6 weeks after I landed on Reddit. I have to say I am somewhat surprised that I made a pegging audio so early into my GWA career. ;) I didn't know anything about editing so would just record raw on my phone and post (and thank you to the old-timers here who didn't drop me then and there).

Anywayyy... long-winded way to say: I lightly edited this here old audio and hope you like it. I still do! Script by u/Remotestchance, who is terribly good at writing mean yet playful scenarios <3

All my audios depict characters adults 18 , intended for listeners adults 18 .

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