With swammies showing up on every corner and the new drug, Swammies 2.0, appearing recently, the time has come to finally start studying these seemingly harmless toys. MrExtremer and myself, Hawkshadow89, took the time to extensively study these specimens in hopes of discovering answers. Here documented is what we have found.

Swammies are fish infused with TCP from the lake in the kingdom. With this additive, they induce heightened senses and can cause the consumer to have hallucinations. What proves interesting is the actual creation of the Swammie. Through the intake of TCP, the fish are altered in appearance, adding a yellow pigmentation to the original colors of the fish. The Swammie many know of already has an orange and white striped coloration. Through research MrExtremer and I have determined that these Swammies were once simple salmon but through the intake of TCP altered to their current state. Salmon still cause symptoms similar to that of Swammies, but the sensation is much duller and less addictive. As of now Swammies have no long term effects that are negative or positive. We are continuing to study them to discover if any symptoms occur after being exposed to the drug for an extended period of time.

The new drug, Swammies 2.0, appear to be an evolved form of the blue-grey fish: the original Swammie. Through a massive intake of TCP, these fish have grown sharp protrusions or spines containing a poison. When consumed, Swammies 2.0 have the same effect, but instead of feeling content after effects wear off, consumers are left in a more depressed and anxious state. This causes the consumers to crave that high once again, creating a vicious cycle. The spines on the Swammie 2.0 release a poison into the consumer’s system and also tear apart internal organs they come in contact with. The Swammie 2.0 is a very dangerous and potent drug, proving to be very detrimental to any consumer. Do not consume this drug!

As of now, this is all we can say about Swammies and Swammies 2.0. MrExtremer and I are working hard to discover everything about these drugs. We will be sure to inform you of any new developments about the circulating drugs.