Hi! I’m looking for an exclusive FWB (yes, emphasis on friends—kasi bakit ka pa magiging FWB kung di kita pwedeng yayain sa fun stuff, di ba? Nyahaha).

We can meet up muna to check if we vibe—syempre, para hindi masayang precious oras natin. Kumbaga, trial version before full access… and bago ako bumukaka. BWAHAHAHAHA 😂

Quick disclaimer: I won’t reply to “hey” or any low-effort messages, so please put some effort and actually describe yourself, oki? Oki. If this post is still up, my DMs are wide open and waiting for something interesting—let’s keep it fun! 😊

About Me:

• 26 years old, 5’2”, chubby/plus-size-ish
• Corporate slave at night (I’m usually asleep during the afternoon, but don’t worry, I’ll reply as much as I can—promise, I won’t leave you hanging! 😅 Free during weekends though!)
• Small eyes chubby cheeks big kanal humor energy 😏
• Very hygienic and mabango
• Can’t host, but super down to come to you
• Based in Manila
• Loves: dogs, films, museums, cafes, and anything na interesting (feel free to surprise me)

About You:

• 25–35 years old
• Taller than me (wag naman yung pang kapre na pls)
• Working professional
• Cute, good-looking, presentable, mabango sana pls (alam mo na ‘yan essentials!)
• Respectful, hygienic, and safe & tested (this one is a dealbreaker!)
• Can host (non nego, sorry!)
• Magaling sa aftercare (yes, super non-negotiable—if you’re not the type to care after, wag na lang pls)
• Located near Metro Manila
• Last but not least—don’t murder me, okay? Gusto ko lang ng FWB, awa na lang talaga. 😂

Also, no nonchalant men, please! I want someone who knows how to hold a fun conversation and match my energy.

Bonus: We can also share each other’s rants—so if you need someone to vent to, I got you! 💬

If you think we’d click, see you in my DMs! ✨