Hello there! Yeah, I'm looking for a fubu or something like that. Maybe you know, more? I dunno, depends on how it works. Okay, point is I'm looking for a friend with the same interests but I I'd like to fuck them, too. Emphasis on friendship though. As much as I enjoy the carnal union of flesh, I enjoy the person and bonding with them. Building connections and what not. Does not have to be romantic or anything. Puwede naman purely platonic. I know my boundaries. I'm not in a rush. We can build things slowly, at your phase.

Benefits:

• Can interest you with a diversity of wholesome and nerdy hobbies
• Can easily be called to listen to your woes in life
• Can direct you on how to commute or get somewhere when you're lost
• Can critique your academic paper
• Can make you recommendation letters
• Can cook for you meals on request
• Can give you a good massage
• Can give you a genuine bond
• Can accompany you to the most mundane and most extreme of activities
• Can easily be called
• Can easily pretend to be someone else around family and friends for functions

Drawbacks:

• You'll find random things in places where they're not supposed to be
• You'll be inconvenienced as I hide all of your cords and adaptors
• You'll be embarrassed I scream and groan randomly in public
• You won't be able to make coffee or tea when I hide the base of your electric kettle
• You'll smell like tinola when I place chicken cubes in your showerhead
• You'll be wondering why the soap won't lather when I paint your soaps with clear nail polish

About me:

About me

• 29
• Manila
• Struggling with Master's Thesis (On leave until the end of this semester)
• Working for the academe (publish or perish)
• INFJ, Virgo-Leo Cusp (If any of it matters)
• 5"6 in height with normal Body Mass Index
• I get uncomfortable when I get bits of my soul seen *hisses at psychology majors*
• Was told to be cute but probably not your type
• Wholesome most of the time*
• I have a dark and very questionable sense of humor and taste for memes.
• I'm a nerd. No, not the Asian cute one. More of the generic academic type of nerd
• Weird. I shout randomly sometimes and poke fun out of things
• From a lower-middle class socioeconomic bracket
• I don't drive motorized vehicles. I support green and sustainable modes of transportation.
• I enjoy great and classical works in music, animation, and film
• I can be quite philosophical (I subscribe to Camus sksksks)
• I enjoy a lot of great classics in terms of literature, music, pop culture references
• I do enjoy my fair share of alcohol
• I play some games, too, from time to time
• Sira-ulong naghahanap ng kapwa sira-ulo
• Mostly alive to spite the absurdity of the universe as an act of love and rebellion.