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27 [F4M] dear santa🎄
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wiggly-glow-worm is a female
age
27
looking for
a male
Post Body
Wanna preface this by saying not exactly looking for a relationship, just wanna feel nice and kilig while i figure out and navigate ~life
Dear Santa,
I believe so far I’ve been a very good gurly pop (yessir 🫡 ). So this christmas I ask you to give me a man who:
- is my age (not into zaddies)
- is within normal BMI
- is sweet 🥹🫶 (the golden retriever to my black cat energy)
- will hold my hand while walking, and my purse too cos im tamad like that
- will baby the hell out of me 🤧🤧🤧
- will take me to places
- will watch the dog / cat / duck videos i send him 🥲
- will listen to me and ask how my day is (gosh, yuck, im such a loser)
- will not mind my cray cray tendencies
- will not mind my weirdo ass too 🙏🏻
- will memorize and sing “shake it off” for me 🌚
- will give me his birthdate and exact time of birth for astrology purposes (CHAROT)
- is single (and walang secret pamilya / anak hahaha)
Please give him to me, dear santa! Or else i’ll haunt mrs claus down and kidnap her and set the whole north pole on fire 🩷🎄 thank you santa 😊😊😊
Anyway kthankz bye! ✌🏻😗
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They Are
a female
Age
27
Looking For
a male
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