Whether you're reading this for your own amusement or because you've been searching for someone to play with your ass!!! I mean it when I say I'm an ass freak - I love butts. Big butts little butts tall butts short butts round butts flat butts, love em. I love playing with butts, whether that's on the SM side with all the spankings, floggings, paddlings, canings, evil stickings - or on the pleasure side with massages, plugs, dildos, and of course full on anal sex! Whether you've never done butt stuff and are looking for a gentle hand to guide you into the world of anal play or a hardened butt slut who loves nothing more than getting a hard paddling before a rough pounding or somewhere in between, I'd love to hear from you!

In my vanilla life, I'm a sales manager and I love it!! Otherwise, while I do change hobbies sometimes, I generally either like things that let me work with my hands and hyperfocus on something, or something more social. I'm monogamous and childfree as well - and as much as I like playing with butts, I want to make love to your butt even more. And yes, there is absolutely such a thing as romantic anal sex!

Looks wise, I'm a 6’3" white guy, a short beard and hair, and definitely what you'd call a dad bod. So, y'know...picture in your head what you think an ass freak would look like, and you probably have a pretty decent idea. I'm happy to share my picture with people I get to know, but given that I just spent a decently long paragraph talking about how much I love playing with butts, I think it's obvious why I'd rather not just post my picture up here.

Now, I certainly hope you have a decent idea of who I am and what I'm about, let's talk about what I'm looking for. For starters, I'm monogamous and childfree, so I'm looking for a woman who is the same. And yes, women only - no guys (sorry fellas!). Ideally, you're also a submissive with some degree of masochism, even if it's only very mild. I'm in central PA, and I have a preference for local connections…

Nuts and bolts out of the way, I'm looking for someone who laughs easily and with her whole being. The kind of girl who would respond to me wiggling my eyebrows and saying "butt stuff?" in a falsetto with a genuine laugh and then a "love to." A woman who is independent and perfectly capable of surviving on her own but still wants the comfort of a partner to rely on. But also a woman who recognizes that having lube as a line item in your budget is eminently reasonable.

FAQ (Yes, these are actually frequently asked)

Do you only do anal sex?

No, I enjoy oral, PIV, kissing and outercourse and making out and all that other fun stuff plenty. Butt stuff is my favorite, but not the end all be all of sex.

I've never done anything with my butt before, will you be gentle?

Absolutely. Any sort of training or play would proceed at your pace.

I'm a guy would you like to train me?

No, sorry friend. Please see above, I'm only interested in women.