Preface: Alright guys, this will be long... buckle up. Here we are trying this again. The last two times, we filtered through hundreds of messages, the vast majority of which were from guys that were either entirely illiterate, disrespectful or both. The very few that looked promising ended up being flaky. So, here we are again. Perhaps the 3rd time will be a charm.

Prologue: We've been married for 15 years, have a solid relationship and are looking for our first experience with another guy... both in threesome scenarios and, with the right guy, potential solo hookups with just her. She's interested in doing this not because something is missing or dissatisfying. Conversely, this is entirely out of a desire to explore, spice things up a bit and have a lot of fun. You will not provide something that she doesn't already have or experience except for the experience of having two at the same time.

She's 5'3", 140lbs, slight "mom bod", brunette, pretty, amazing legs, cute little feet, great ass and a perpetually wet, hot and delicious pussy. She is not on birth control, so condoms are required. If you have had a vasectomy, we may consider forgoing the use of condoms at some point.

We're not in a rush to hook up. We first need to find the right guy and ensure that there is mutual attraction, comfort and good vibes, which will almost certainly mean a public meet-up for drinks with zero expectations other than to meet, talk and enjoy each other's company.

She has a few criteria: 1) Be attractive, in relatively good shape, clean cut, well groomed and hygienic. 2) Be entirely disease free with recent STS test results and/or be willing to get them. 3) Be entirely drug free, including 420 and cigarettes. 4) Be within her desired age range (32-45). 5) Be decently endowed and have good stamina (no two-pump chumps). 6) Be comfortable with me (husband) watching and/or actively participating. 7) Be relatively close (~ <1hr from Dillsburg, PA) 8) Be socially adroit, intelligent and now how to hold a good conversation

IF you meet all of the above criteria and decide to write: 9) Get her attention. Make it interesting and make her laugh. Tell her a little about you and what you're looking for / interested in and whether or not you have some experience with what we're looking for. 10) Show her what you look like with clear, close family friendly face and body photos.

Epilogue: I (husband) will be initially filtering through all of the messages we receive. She'll see the good ones and then she'll eventually take over communication with those that she deems to be attractive and interesting enough. We have a busy family and work life, so please do not waste our time. If you send a dick pick, I will not hesitate to block you. If you don't comply with the criteria above, especially 9) and 10), I will not hesitate to block you. I'm well aware that all of this may come off as quite restrictive, but I've decided that I'd rather spend the time writing all of this in effort to weed out the riff-raff preemptively instead of having to waste our time filtering through the trash responses. Gentlemen... good luck.