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Hi everyone! Happily married 41f and 40m looking for a girl to join us for some casual sex & fun! ZERO interest in single men at this time, and we’re not really interested in couples for full swap…just yet! Some would consider us “unicorn hunters,” but we’re not looking for a sex toy (we have plenty of those😜)…we’re seeking a person. Most of us agree that Reddit is not the best place to meet people for sex, but our kids & busy work schedules prevent us from making it to the clubs and parties on the weekends. We figured that there must be other ladies on Reddit who are in the same boat!

We’re not promiscuous, but this isn’t our first rodeo either. We respect and value privacy, discretion, and boundaries. We also respect your fantasies too, whatever they may be! New experiences are always interesting and very little phases us these days. There are a variety of scenarios that interest us. If you’re bi-curious or bisexual, fantastic! If you’re strictly heterosexual, that’s just fine too! Group play is ideal, but we both enjoy simply watching each other play.

There are a TON of catfish here, so we simply propose this: if you like what you see, shoot over a picture of yourself and then join us for a coffee, drink, or dinner in-person at a public location. This is the only reliable way to verify and plus it’s also nice to get to know somebody before you get naked and roll around in bed with them! There are no expectations on our end beyond meeting up. If the vibe just isn’t there, no worries.

We have the good looks to match our bodies, but the older we get…the more we realize that we need to start checking boxes on our bucket list while we can. Life is short! This doesn’t have to be a one-time experience if everyone enjoys themselves. On the contrary, we’d actually prefer an ongoing friendship-with-benefits with the right person.

Her: 5’4”, 120 lbs, sexy accent, AMAZING ass, life of the party!

Him: 5’11”, 160 lbs, built like Michelangelo’s David (but with more size/girth 😜), makes a killer Martini!

Lots to soak in. If you’d like to get together to hear more about us, we’d love to hear more about you! Take a gamble. We’re confident that we can all have a lot of fun 😉

EDITED TO ADD: please do not contact us if you have a partner that is not ok with you playing alone. We are NOT ok with that. Trust and communication are a must in any relationship 😘