I know that the Eye of the Hurricane is the calmest part of the storm, stop fucking telling me that jesus. We'd rename it if it wasn't tradition.

This award is given to the subreddit that just can't stay out of the drama limelight, and as such runs a good chance of being marked [LOW HANGING FRUIT].

The contest was tough, but in the end, a clear winner emerged for both awards.

For Judge's Choice: living up to their name by making us cringe every day, /r/cringepics! I'm sure they'll be happy, they're such reasonable folks.

For People's Choice, fueling that little dark triad within us all, that demon on your shoulder that tells you that all women are lying whores and you should totes rape them because that's alfalfa bro, /r/theredpill!

They'll probably whinge about how I'm a feminist toolbag beta bitch, but I comfort myself with the knowledge that the last time that most of them were near a vagina was when they were forcibly ejected from their mother's.