🌹s are red,
Violets are 🔵,
Here on a trip,
But I can visit you, ✌️

Looking for someone fun,
To possibly get a 🍹,
Which could maybe lead to more,
So what do you 🤔?

I like to dominate,
And I don’t mean conversation,
If you still don’t get it,
It involves fornication.

I want to make you squirm,
Until you reach that big O,
Si hablas español,
Then you’ll say “Ay que rico.”

If you’re still curious,
There’s more to read,
Hopefully I’ve done my job,
And planted the seed.

Sneak peek

Another look: https://imgur.com/a/R7qz5Nb

And proof that I can clean up nice nd can make a fun dance partner: https://imgur.com/a/MWz47Ci

Hope you were able to enjoy the weekend and if not, maybe this post can add a little spark. Here for business but hoping to also destress and mix in some pleasure to see if I can make my Orlando trip enjoyable in more ways than one. Curious and/or hesitant? I don’t normally disappoint 😉

I arrive in the early afternoon on 4/10 and depart on 4/13. There is no TL;DR version so hope you have some time 🙃 If you weren’t born a female, please save us both the time and don’t message.

I am 💯% when I say this: your pleasure is my priority. Nothing turns me on more than knowing that I’m the reason why you are white-knuckling the sheets and struggling to have an ounce of control left in your body. I want to be the reason why you feel your pulse climbing to a peak until you have that unbelievable sensation between your legs…more than once.

The uncomfortable yet necessary attempt of trying to convince you that I’m worthy of your time:
I have a subtle confidence about myself but I am also quite humble. My philosophy is life is too short to be constantly serious so I like to keep it on the lighter side; if I get comfortable enough around you, the raunchy humor does surface. And don’t let my age fool you: I’m not a boring middle-aged man. I think you’d enjoy my company both with and sans clothes.

Other tidbits:
✅ Educated and cultured
✅ About 30% into silver fox status
✅ Respectful yet fun and personable personality that can put you at ease
✅ Hablo un poco de español
✅ Kink-friendly (pleasure Dom)

Another uncomfortable section to exhibit what I fantasize about but may not actually get unless the gods are smiling down upon me:
- Feminine energy - A lady that can reciprocate conversationally (as well as in other ways 😉) and doesn’t mind some banter and wit. While I can carry a conversation, it does take two for it to be fulfilling - Generally prefer my age or younger but you can possibly convince if you’re a little older - A female that is 5’6” or under - Petite, average, or a little curvy - A more natural look and girl next door vibe - Level of experience does not matter

Need not apply:
❌ If your main goal is to get me to extend my car warranty
❌ If you and/or your car smells like 🚬 and regrets
❌ 🐈🐟

I know I’m practically on the hunt for a 🦄 but if you’ve read through all of above, please send a message with:

• Age and a brief summary or fun fact about yourself
• Respond to the following: assuming you don’t already have one, pretend that you’ve secretly carried a pet rock around for the last 15 years. What are the top three things/experiences that it would divulge about you?
  

P.S. I know this could be used against me in the court of law but my go-to karaoke song is Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It.

Cheers 🥂