Things you need

• A deck of cards (no jokers) or an online alternative
• Nipple clamps or clothespins

The Game

You will shuffle the deck and draw one card after the other. Each card has a task associated with it that you have to complete before drawing another one.

For number cards you will multiply the number by 5 and use the result for the following tasks:

• Hearts: Play with yourself for that many seconds. No edging allowed.
• Clubs: Spank yourself that many times. At the start of each game you get to decide what body part you will spank, but you can't change it after that.
• Spades: Very lightly tease yourself with only your fingertips for that many seconds.
• Diamonds: Flick your nipples that many times.

The rules for face cards are as follows:

1. Jack: Attach the clamps to your nipples or genitals (balls for guys, pussy lips for girls). For the following jacks you have to move the clamps to the respective other body part. For Diamond number cards you will now flick the bodypart that is not clamped.
2. Ace: Edge once.
3. Queen / King: Collect the card or blindly shuffle two already drawn cards back into the deck, if possible (which card has this rule depends on gender, details below).

How the game ends

The game is over when you have drawn either all four kings or all four queens. Guys try to collect the kings, girls try to collect the queens, non-binary pals can decide before the game which one they want to collect. The other remaining card type will take on rule 3 above.

If you drew all four of the cards you need to collect you are allowed to have an orgasm. If you drew all four of the respective other card type first you have to stop the game and are denied until the next day.

Modifiers

• You can include toys for the hearts task or a spanking implement for the clubs one.
• Want a shorter version? Just take some of the number cards out of the deck before you start to play.
• Want a longer version? Mix two or even more decks together.