I was reminded by a friend, a fellow "unicorn," about this sub and after some looking around, there sure are a lot of MF4F posts with zero effort.

After discussing this with some friends, some users, and even a mod (or two?) we came up with some suggestions that are meant to help you all. This is a compiled list so there are likely some grammatical and spelling errors that I will try to get to when I have more time.

1. We exist! We come in all shapes and sizes and have many varying interests!
2. For every 10,000 unicorn hunter couples, there is maybe one "unicorn." ("Unicorn" is a cheesy term that most of us don't like but whatever, it works.)
3. Throwing out your genital pics does almost nothing for us. Throwing up pics of your junk and your full-screen vulva shots is actually off-putting for most of us, if not all of us. What does turn us on in your pictures: biceps, boobs (who doesn't love boobs!), abs (six packs baby!), well-dressed g-rated pics, swimsuit pics, suit pics, and basically anything but HERE'S MY JUNK/PUSSY! as an opener. I'm sure there are some who like the full-screen close-ups, but they are the rarest of the unicorns.
4. Put in your post, or at least your profile, what it is that you BOTH are looking for and who you two are! The more the better!!! If you're looking for poly, put that up. If you're looking for FWB, put that up. If you're just looking for a NSA encounter, put that up. If you like kink, put that up. There are dozens of us, DOZENS! and we all like different things. One thing none of us is in to though, is the texting game and pulling teeth to learn about you or what it is you are wanting. The car salesman game of leaving stuff out to keep us on the line is boring and we will drop you quickly - if you didn't know this already, though, I'm sure many of you here do.
5. If we see, "let's fuck," it's going to be a "how about no" and block. Same goes for "DM us!" or "HMU" comments. Hard pass from me and most of my friends. There is probably an exception to this but she's either the rarest of the rare or she can be lured back with money (are escorts really unicorns? 🤷‍ ).
6. 'Sliding into our DMs' never works. I have yet to hear of any of my friends, unicorn or not, who didn't just block the slidee. It's creepy and a GIANT red flag 🚩🚩🚩 I turned my DMs off and suggest to all my friends that they do as well. This DM game thing is dumb and you are dumber for trying it.
7. We're not necessarily here to feed your fantasy, I mean, we are but we want something out of this too. Each of us wants something different out of this and it's up to you to ask what it is.
8. The whole, "I'm into that too" is easy to spot for most of us and we'll drop you like a brick when we see it. Be honest. If you like/don't like something, just let us know.
9. STIs are taken very seriously. If you have something, say so.
10. If you just want a third for your OnlyFans, go find other OnlyFans.
11. It's a small world and if you are shitty to someone, chances are very good that others in the unicorn stable will find out and warn others about you.
12. We're not here to find out if your gf/wife is bisexual for your sick fantasy. Don't say she is only for us to find out after we've wasted a lot of time that she's not. If she's not, tell us, some unicorns are straight and this would be good for them to know too.
13. Don't promise to be "the best you've ever had" or "guarantee a great time." You won't be, and those who have to say that never are.

If you've ever been ghosted, read 3-13 again and see if anything might be why.

And now you're probably wondering why I just wrote all of that out, and that's a fair question. You see, myself and few others really do like playing with couples the most (be it bisexual, cucks, etc), but the cost-benefit to going through the mountains of horrible grammar and spelling, horrible photographs, and just horrible MF4F posts to find just one couple that we find interesting is enough to take us out of the game, sometimes for months on end.

So, if you up your game, I know some of us will come out to play with you. 😈

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