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π¨Vancouver where you at with my Christmas miracle?π¨
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You know that I don't like to complain so nobody really knows how bad it is to be me right now and not be high on meth. I even sat on Santa's lap and told him all I wanted for Christmas was a couple wee wittle hits or maybe a bumpy bump to help me power through the eternal hellscape, the pergatory that I have made of my life (all without the aid of clear, tyvm π§) and do you know what that old π bitch did? He popped a fucking boner.
After he and I each finished, he said he promised he'd send me a kind soul with 17 kicks in his step, to get me high af real quick before Christmas starts if I posted about this with a kinda enigmatic title which references my location and in a subreddit for a neighboring city.
We clear?
I'm retarded.
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