Fucking love starting out the night at that bar with the fully nude strippers. A bump or two in the bathroom and ready for the show. Getting to blatantly stare at bouncing meat in gstrings and then to actually see dick is da best. A big fat hanging piece of meat is my fetish. An hour or two handing out the bills and I can’t take it anymore. A quick taxi over the bridge and it’s off to steamworks. The bottom two buttons on my jeans are already open before I even get there. Ordinarily I like to do booty bumps, but sometimes I’ll just do alka seltzer bombs. A small line too, for a kickstart. Unpack my poopers, dildo, and tub of coconut oil after quickly undressing and finding hot porn on the tv. Spend the next hour or so getting sufficiently oiled and worked up. Gatorade from the vending machine and in the summer head up to the rooftop deck for a cig and check the apps on my phone. Next I’ll grab a seat with a view of the showers. And repeat dozens of times!