He found us on Fetlife about a month ago & hit us both up because he’s interested in exploring his bi side. Wifey & I rarely play with single dudes but if we do, they have to be experienced enough to know whether or not they find kissing bearded men “yucky”. We gave him the benefit of the doubt & chatted a while, but he wasn’t very engaging in conversation & we weren’t feeling the chemistry, so we told him we weren’t interested. He was kind of miffed, but accepted & went on his way.

Until last night. 2am, my wife’s Kik goes off with a classic straight whiteboy text: “WRUD?”

We both laughed & went on about our business, but wtf was he expecting? 🤣