TL;DR Met a couple after speaking for a day, went back to their place, vetting has gotten too relaxed, luckily didn't end up as a lamp shade, bloody nose all over the girl, basically fainting or passing out in their washroom. Still a great night.

Hello fellow swingers! If you've read some of our posts you know we like to share some of our experiences through the lifestyle. One because we like to share and read others stories but also to help new couples who are thinking of joining the lifestyle to get a better perspective on what they could be in store for. Well we have a recent story we wanted to share and the importance of staying healthy and hydrated and that even when unfortunate things happen you can still have a great time! With this story we’re about to share we would like to ask the community have they either run into something similar or have you had a night not go exactly as you pictured but still managed to make the most of it? Have you found with time you got more relaxed with your vetting?

We met this couple on one of the swingers websites. They had reached out to us on a Wednesday but we weren't able to get back to them until the following day. Now normally we like to talk to couples for at least a few days either through group chats or one on ones. Then if all goes well plan a meet up sooner rather than later as we aren’t ones to have long drawn out conversations for weeks before seeing a couple. I'll admit, my vetting process has definitely gotten very relaxed. As we have had a string of amazing couples, I've let my guard down and been trusting pretty quickly without verifying, something I do not suggest for other couples.

We had chatted for the day and decided we would meet up the next day. This was also a first for us as we haven't met up with a couple that quickly before but we said “screw it, why not?” Again, I wouldn't recommend that. It just so happened we were available as were they. It started off with let's meet at X place, then changed to let's meet at this town half way for both of us and if all goes well get a hotel, but it ended up with them suggesting we meet up at a bar close to their place and if we all vibe they would host us at their house. Again we normally don't just meet up and go back to someone's house especially without proper vetting. As we don’t want to end up as someone's lamp shade. We decided to say fuck it and take a chance. Again not recommended.

We met them at the bar and were so happy they were who they said they were. They were also insanely hot, even more so then the pictures they shared with us. We sat down, had a drink and chatted. It could not have gone any better. We were laughing, sharing stories and just talking like normal friends which is exactly what we wanted. To make friends in the lifestyle and be able to talk like we did. Not only were they extremely attractive physically but their personalities were just amazing. Literally one of the best couples we’ve been able to meet through our time in the lifestyle. We were quickly at ease with them and just loved their energy. We all agreed we passed the vibe check and they invited us back to their place.

Now at their place we fix ourselves some drinks and hangout in their living room chatting more. Fast forward a bit, the husband finds his way beside my GF and they start touching a bit. He lets the group know what he's doing and his wife says “it's cool, I was about to do this” and she made a move on me and we started kissing. She comes on top of me and now we're just fully making out. I hear my gf and him kissing beside us but then they both had to go to the washroom and got up and left. I quickly snap off her bra and she takes off her shirt and now we're off to the races.

Now this is where the night starts to not go my way. I pick her up slightly to lay her down on the couch, as I'm placing her down she bumps her head slightly on the armrest. I try to adjust her lower so she's more comfortable but then we bump heads. Now I don't remember it being hard or anything, it felt more like a tap but I guess it was enough because as I started to kiss down her neck and chest and as I was sucking on her tits I saw a drop of red and I thought, ”What's that?” I quickly realized its blood and my nose was dripping blood all over. I quickly get up, apologize and make my way to the washroom. I'm in the washroom cleaning myself up and trying to get the blood to stop but it was so much and non stop. The whole time thinking. “As if this is happening to me right now, I'm with an insanely hot girl having a great time and now this?!?” I was pretty embarrassed and thought it would be a mood killer.

Eventually my GF comes to check on me. Now we're in the washroom and these are the moments that I love and make me smile. She steps in, tries to help me then says “omg they are so hot, I was just making out with her and she is so sexy” Now my gf isn't Bi so hearing her say that was pretty hot. I just love when she really gets into it and likes the couple. Eventually my nose stops bleeding and we come out. Me being embarrassed I assumed they would want to call it but sure enough when I came out. She was still topless and wanted to show us to their bedroom and continue the night. Like it never happened. They just asked if I was ok and proceeded on with the night. Unfortunately that’s not the end of my troubles that night.

Once we get to the room things speed up quite quickly and we are just fully swapped taking off each other's clothes and going at it. Now usually we talk to a couple quite a bit leading up to a date, learning each others likes and dislikes, do and don'ts but this time around we didn't get to have much of a chance to do that and I'm always respectful of my time with women and try not to do anything overly aggressive the first time around with them. However with her, it just felt like we were on the same page and I just went for it with some of the things I enjoy, like choking her, pulling her hair, slapping her ass and the dirty talk amongst other things. I won't go into too much detail as this is already getting long but as we were going at it, I'm not even sure how long it was but it was long enough that I started to get tired. More so than normal, like I was running a marathon. It got to the point where I was feeling exhausted like I was going to faint. Luckily she told me to lay back as she wanted to ride me/go down on me until I came and so I did. I eventually came in her mouth, which I will say is my favorite thing but what made this moment awesome was after I came. She came up and laid in my arms and we all just laid there naked together chatting. I liked that she was comfortable enough to just do that. Especially since we had only been talking for a day now.

But here's when things take another turn for me. As we laid there I could still feel that I was tired, I wasn't recovering like normal, the room was hot from our body heat but I was just extra hot. I was going pretty hard on her but I was more tired than I normally am. I needed water, so I got up a bit too quickly and went to grab the water at the table. As I sat there drinking I started to get really light headed like something was wrong with me. I was still so tired. Now a bit on my day. I was up at 5am and it's about 2am at this point. I had one meal that day and didn't drink ANY water that day somehow. Big mistake, I got up to go to the washroom to take a piss and when I got there I all of a sudden felt the urge to puke so I sat down, head in the toilet waiting to puke but I couldn't. Eventually it got so hard to keep my head up I just laid down on the bathroom floor. For a brief moment I thought, “uh oh I'm about to be a lamp shade” (jk I didn't actually think that) but I watch enough crime shows to be scared of things like that. I'm not sure if I passed out or not but the floor was nice and cold and I was just sweating like crazy. It actually felt so good to lay on the cold surface like that. Not sure how long it was but my GF came to check on me as she thought maybe I was just pooping. She opens the door to see me just laying there and rushes over, freaking out asking me what happened and what not. Eventually I get some more water in me and I'm back to normal. We go back to the room, I tell them what happened and that I was not in fact pooping in their washroom. They were totally cool with it, got me more water and we just sat around talking again like nothing happened. Even with all these embarrassing things happening to me that night they were really good at making me feel comfortable and that it wasn't a big deal.

I'll end the story there but we wanted to share this story because we did a lot of things wrong this time around. It just happened to work out for us as we really like this new couple and hope to see them again. We hope others who read this story can take some notes from it. Drink lots of water, eat, don’t get relaxed like me and properly vet couples, the world is still a dangerous place so don't take unnecessary risks and trust your gut. Again we got lucky we were not murdered and left in a ditch and just so happen to find an amazing couple.

If you made it this far thanks for reaching and have you found yourself being too relaxed on your vetting and taking more risks the longer you have been in the lifestyle? Have you made other mistakes people can learn from?