41 year old parents with a limited schedule and next to no free time looking for the impossible! We would like to find another couple or unicorn (lol, they don't exist) that is local to us. We both have a few extra pounds so we hope you don't mind. We sure don't mind if you do!

She is 5ft 5.5" (she insists the 0.5" is important). 170lb, large breasts, piercings, and tattoos, loves to work out

He is 5ft 10", adequately equipped and uncut 220lb, dad bod, not hairy, does not work out, possibly allergic to it!

We are both very hygienic and shaved in all the right places.

We are open to pretty much anything. Let us know what floats your boat, we are eager to try and make it work!

We can't find any reliable sitters, so we have to work around family life. We are able to make it work though

Please don't reply if you don't understand why our time is so limited, you aren't local to Hamilton, or you don't know what a few extra pounds on a 41year old looks like.

Of course we have pictures, we will share them if you ask nicely