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Looking for a mature individual that is interested in playing with a couple in the evening. We are VERY picky about who we have over. We are not looking for a "bull". You MUST be bisexual or hetero flexible and willing to play with BOTH of us. We are looking to experiment

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Guys, we appreciate you are excited, please read this IN FULL before responding

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We apologize for the long list of requirements, but there are too many single guys on here. We have to limit the number of messages we will receive or our inbox will explode!

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MARRIED GUYS, STOP STEPPING OUT ON YOUR FAMILY. WE WILL NOT BE PART IF IT. NO, SHE ISN'T LETTING YOU PLAY ON YOUR OWN, STOP TRYING

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- We will only reply to DM's. NO EXCEPTIONS. Do not post in the comments, you will be ignored.

- Send a DETAILED message introducing yourself. Describe your experience and what you are into. This is your first impression on us. Make it count! ONE LINERS WILL BE IGNORED!

- Send pictures. 🍆 Pics, body, and face pics are required

- MUST HAVE AT LEAST 7.5" 🍆

- Not hairy

- Average build, no body builders, not heavy set. Toned and dad bods are acceptable. She loves abs!

- Average height, around 6ft please

- Must be bisexual or hetero flexible

- MUST BE LOCAL TO HAMILTON. We are not arranging a long distance meetup.

- Heigene a must, sad we have to specify this

- No smokers, no drinkers, no drugs, no stoners.

- Availability at night only

- Although not a requirement, we prefer someone between 35 and 45 (give or take a few years). Younger is a possibility, but you really have to impress us

- We check out every profile that messages us. This helps filter out picture collectors and time wasters If you have a new Reddit profile, we likely will not respond.

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We are both 41. She is 170lb, 5'5" huge breasts. He is 210lb, 5'10" uncut. We live healthy but we are not toned. If you are expecting the body's on the hot 20 something's that post on here, we aren't for you. We will share pictures only with those we are interested in. Please respect the fact we have a family and need to work around this. The first word in your message must be banana to prove you read this far

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