Again I’m so sorry for straying from the topic at hand but I hope it’s worth the laugh and I can’t post on any of the bigger BG3 subreddits because he will see it and ruthlessly bully me /lh

So you know if you “romance” The Emperor, your companions see the whole thing and look disgusted? Yeah well THAT HAPPENED TO ME IRL

I use my girlfriend’s Xbox but when I start playing it looks like she’s online. Her best friend, J. knows when it’s me by habits and timing. So last night J. knew I was playing my campaign.

Tav goes to dreamland/astral plane and gets propositioned by our favorite (or least favorite) morally grey all powerful octopus

Let me be clear: Not kink-shaming but I’m not into Squidman (the only squiddy in my heart is Omeluum haha jk… unless?) this was purely for the plot and my friends dared me.

bloop bloop “Mind Blown - Romance the Emperor”

EVERYONE ON HER FRIENDS LIST WHO IS ALSO ONLINE CAN SEE.

J. is also playing his campaign. Girlfriend gets a text “Hey you should see what’s going on in [Bug’s] campaign lmao”

CAUGHT. RED FUCKEN HANDED

Anyway I had to cleanse my eyeballs and the brutal sense of embarrassment in some fanfiction of my one and only.