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30’s [M4F] East Coast /DMV - can we be sarcastic and romantic?
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mightymousewithsocks is a male age 30 looking for a female
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Shooting this shot again, because I truly believe there are more of you out there 😁

I’m looking for the little league mom ⚾️. The one who cheers a little too loudly from the stands with wine in her yeti. The high waisted jeans, tank top and ball cap look, complete with the sun glasses and adorable earrings. She makes stares at the coach in between innings.

I’m looking for the Costco wife who’s on a mission, filling her cart up for a family of 4 but enough to feed an army 🛒.She’s got her mom jeans and cute top with her “haven’t been able to shower today” hair up in a pony tail. She may glance my way in the aisle and break a small smile, but she’s busy.

I’m looking for the “kids finally went to bed” woman who sits on the couch with a beer 🍻 and begins scrolling through Netflix options for the next hour, only to settle for watching a 90s sitcom for the 1000th time. She’s got her sweats and a breathable tshirt on and everything else is free on their own. She’s cuddled up under the blanket, but leaves enough to share if i would dare join her.

In a perfect world, I’m looking for all 3 rolled into one, but this is Reddit and an imperfect place…. So if you identify with any of these women above, I would enjoy meeting. I want the awkward tension of get to know you questions, the sarcastic and witty weekly banter, the flirty good mornings and good nights and everything in between.

If this resonates with you, I’d love to hear which one you are and begin a long lasting affair friendship 😁. Chat only. Let’s start the Monday night off right!

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a male
Age
30
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a female
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2 years ago