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I’ll get right to the point: I’m missing something in my relationship I’m looking for that rare special someone who can help me find it. I’ll just do this in bullets about me and what I want (because this is all about me, obviously).
Me: - single brown 6ft 100% knowledgeable about ALL the topics, recipes, places, kinks, sports, instruments, etc - smart. like, really smart. - taller than you. even in heels. - fluent in all the languages, but primarily sarcasm and sass. - I’ve heard about dogs and hiking before - funnier than the first few minutes of Up. - a serious photographer with over 10k dick pics in my vault. all mine. all taken at the exact same angle and lighting conditions. - I exist in all the time zones, even outside of time itself, but I am from Toronto.
Pretty simple, really. I know you’re out there, so DM me. Or hmu. Or whatever it is the cool kids say these days. You know, the ones that respond to every fucking female post and think a quick and lazy response of a few words under a long and thoughtful post is all the effort that is needed to tug at the heart and melt the panties.
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