Seriously.. the amount of posts I make, the amount of replies I send and nothing but crickets or dust in the wind. (Great song by the way)

Anyway I’ll get straight to the point. I’m tall, handsome, fit but thin, “conventionally attractive” normal dude. Blonde hair, clean cut shave, dreamy blue eyes. Not your “typical Redditor” I run a lot, ski, golf, and swim. I’ve never used this app until I found out about this side of it. So that’s the only reason I’m here and for the love of all that is holy I can’t wait to get outta here.

I’m searching for a real connection. Daily conversation, calls, voice notes, Goodmorning and goodnight texts, etc. I want it all. The full blown pocket girlfriend experience.

Now this part is important. What I want from you is admiration and attention. That’s what I lack most. I just want to feel appreciated and I reciprocate that by at least ten. So you get from me so much more than you give. I want to obsess over you and make you feel as happy and beautiful as I can. Not looking to change situations or be in the way. We are here to compliment each others lives not complicate it.

Non negotiables:

T Gram user

You must have some sort of hobbies, passions, or dreams.

You must be available more than just 9-5

You must be physically attractive, somewhat active and actually care about your health and your body.

I’m not huge on body type or the physical traits of a woman, just don’t look like Melissa McCarthy.. you know exactly what I mean.

If you made it through those you may continue.

Things I prefer but aren’t necessary:

Stay at home moms to the front

Tattoos are sexy

I’m a sucker for glasses and pretty nails.

If you live remotely close to SW Michigan that’s a huge plus.. for obvious reasons.

Phone calls, video chats, voice notes, daily outfit selfies etc. are all fun and preferred.

Age is just a number but older than me is also preferred.

Finally, I’m a nice, sweet, compassionate gentleman I’ve just had the run around here lately and I’ve had success before so I know there is more out there but I’m becoming frustrated with the search process lately. So please, if any of this resonates with you don’t hesitate to reach out. And for everyone’s sake if you fall into any of the non negotiables please don’t bother