Happy Sunday!

Thanks for taking the time to read this post. It’s been awhile since I’ve been here and, for good or bad, I’m back here looking.

Basically, I’m pretty lonely in my marriage and I’m missing a lot physically and emotionally. So here I am trying to make up for it. I’m looking for a great connection with a lovely lady where we become friends and more! Texting, phone calls, pictures, and video calls. I want to connect, catch feels, and flirt. And while I’m into sex and some kink, it’s not my primary goal and I’m not singularly fixated on it. I have signal and telegram for chatting and would like to switch platforms at some point. I have time for chatting both during the day and at night. The one caveat being that when I’m traveling, I’m busier during the day.

As for me…well I’m a pretty nerdy sort. I live in the Midwest US (CST). I like to read, cook, listen to music, and sometimes binge some TV/movies. I’m also a little bit of a gamer, but not much these days! I enjoy watching the NFL and sometimes hockey (my team blows though) I’m kind, generous, and educated. I like to crack jokes (especially ones that don’t land where I look like an idiot 😅). I work in STEM and frequently travel for work.

Physically I’m not everyone’s cup of tea…and that’s ok! I’m a white guy who is sort of an elder emo now. Longer silver/brown hair, short beard, a piercing, and one tattoo (more planned). I could lose some weight and I’m shorter than average (comically short mom problems). I’m totally cool sharing selfies and pictures, but prefer not to on reddit. I shower (I even wash my ass), brush my teeth, do laundry etc.

As for you?? This is the hardest part as I’m attracted to many types of women physically. All I can say is that I like a pretty face and someone who is feminine. I’m open to different body types and absolutely no racial hang ups. On the non-physical side, I love a smart woman who is kind, and funny. Someone chatty who has a career and hobbies they enjoy and are willing to share them with me. Even if it’s something obscure, I wanna know about it and pepper you with questions. Also, please have time. I don’t need all of your attention, but if you only have one window (for example lunch break) to chat, then I don’t think I’m the right person for you (and that’s OK!).

Welp, thats it, that’s the post. Now is the hard part, anxiously waiting for someone amazing to hop into my DMs. If you’re interested, shoot me a message with your favorite bagel flavor. I’m not saying there aren’t points to be earned here, but I’m also not saying that.

Be safe, be kind, have fun