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39 F4M #Alberta - Are you willing to fall hard?
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WildroseWitch is a female age 39 looking for a male in Alberta, Canada
Post Body

Just an average kinda woman in Alberta, trying to survive the long, dark winter while I navigate a dying 20 year long marriage.

I want to build something special, exciting, something new.

I'm just an average woman, 5'5, mid sized, with blue eyes and auburn-ish colored hair. It's been a rough few years with my health and I'm actively working on getting my body back to where I feel good. I'm the kinda girl who rocks hoodies and leggings or jeans over dresses and heels.

I love music, concerts, animals, the outdoors, putting good energy out into the world, adventures, meeting people, Pepe the King Prawn (seriously, that Muppet has mad rizz), dark humour, and so much more.

My type of guys are like 35-43, have some red flags, wear uniforms (soldiers, first responders and LEOs jump the line 😅), are preferably white, are reasonably fit (im sorry, im just not attracted to heavy guys), have good careers, are intelligent and have touched both grass and women in recent memory. I want someone who's got availability beyond the 9-5.

If you're going to be like "oh my wife is here, I can't text", please don't message me. I will literally sit next to my husband while I text you. Match that energy.

Please don't message me if you can't contain yourself sexually. I don't want someone whos all like "my marriage is great, I love my wife but our bedroom is dead." If you love your wife, just leave me alone please. If your username or profile is explicit or suggestive, I'm probably not going to reply.

Sounds fun right? Let's find out.😘

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Profile updated: 4 days ago

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They Are
a female
Age
39
Looking For
a male
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17 hours ago