Well hello. Welcome, welcome. Please, do have a seat. Just don't get too comfortable.

Let me just start off by saying that I am pretty terrible when it comes to talking about myself, so bear with me. I'm a 31 year old mom who works from home. Celebrating a birthday rather soon. I'm into nerdy type stuff such as Lego, video games, reading, a few fandoms, etc. I'm pretty flexible to talk during the work day, but it's hit or miss after that.

Physically: (because apparently I forgot how shallow guys can be. 🤣) Dark hair, glasses, piercings, tattoos.. think elder emo. I am on the thicker side. So if that's not your cup of tea, don't take a sip. I've been called attractive by people other than my mother. My eyes and smile get tons of compliments. But if you're looking for someone who looks like they live in the gym or haven't eaten in 3 days, that's not me. No hate to those who look like that or like those types! Just tired of getting the "you're not my type" message after wasting my time. 🩵 But attraction also goes both ways as well.

I'm looking for the one. Now, calm down.. I am not interested in changing anyone's situation whatsoever. But I am hoping to find that one guy who just sweeps me off my feet. I want to feel all warm and fuzzy. I need you to make me smile and laugh. You definitely have to have a good sense of humor, because I'm sarcastic about 90% of the time. Obviously I can be a bit bratty, so you're gonna have to know how to handle that. But I promise I'm not a complete a-hole! 😂

And.. I'll just leave it at that for now. If it sounds sorta kinda interesting, hit me up. If not, good luck to you in your endeavors! 🩶

P.S. Do not message me if you're just looking to s€× .