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“Well just leave then bro” I FUCKING CAN’T. I CAN’T STAY AWAY FROM THIS PLACE AND IT’S CAUSING MY SOUL TO SLOWLY COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF LIKE A DYING NEUTRON STAR, PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME
Lmao so anyway, who am I? 6’1” 31 year old white guy in the US. Pretty attractive I think, especially by Reddit’s standards. I like to stay in shape. Have a full head of hair, with an entire set of complementary teeth to match. I’m cool, laid back, funny, intelligent, sweet, reasonable, caring, humble. Honestly, pretty much the entire package. Greatest guy on earth, all that good stuff.
Hobbies include literally anything and everything. All the same boring shit that everyone lists on here, ya know? TV, movies, Spotify, hiking, gym, museums and zoos, going out with friends, taking my dog for long walks, degenerate sports gambling, cheating emotionally on my wife, etc. You name it, I’ve probably tried it or will try it since you brought it up.
What am I looking for? No idea anymore. Think it’s hard to describe outside of just knowing once you find it. Sometimes two people just click and the connection is immediate and obvious and effortless. Sprinkle some physical attraction in with that and voila, we’ll be divorcing our spouses and running away together in no time, yeah?
I’m MST and prefer US or Canada if it matters. You Canadiens are funny, love poking fun. Don’t be afraid to reach out. Just be yourself.
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