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I work in a field where fire prevention is like the literally central focus of my job. So maybe let’s keep the flames to a minimum preferably. If I get one more call about a kitchen fire or someone sparking up their house by smoking beside their oxygen tank I might just die.
Someone here recently told me I have excellent turn of phrase. Which is a lovely compliment, I just wish I could pinpoint exactly how to elicit that reaction reliably. Truth is that sometimes I’m terribly boring. Or even worse, terribly bad at responding to small talk. I can’t quite describe the itch I’m looking to scratch, but I do know it when I see it. It sucks because those things tend to fizzle out just as quick as they light up. See? Fires = bad.
Any who. If you’re decently attractive, understandably available, like a girl with chronic headaches that rarely drinks water, and know how to sweep a stressed babe right off her feet - hit my line? Is that what the kids are saying? That’s like so slay, sigma, no cap if you could meet those requirements. I’ll repay you with my impeccable taste in music and weird obsession with video games lately. That’s really all I can offer. 5 business day rule does still stand as per my new years post. I’m still hunting and no one seems to be able to make it to day 5. Good luck 🫡
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