My full OA post is below. But right now I’m more excited about talking to someone about switching vacuums.
Yeah, I’m here for the whole OA enchilada, I just decided over the weekend that I have to get a new vacuum.

Canisters? Who thought this was a good idea?🤷‍♂️

Anywho…I be 55, follically challenged, under 6’ (last time I was here that was a cardinal sin) and relatively skinny.
But honestly I have the body of an Olympic diver. (In my trunk).

I watch TV. I have dogs. I eat food. I talk shit about starting to exercise all the time.
I’m a downright catch, I tell ya. 😇

I tend to be a little too sarcastic sometimes. But in my old age, I try to bite my tongue when I can. I’d rather not say anything than hurt someone's feelings. There is a fine line between witty sarcasm and being a d-bag.

Where was I? Oh yeah…I tend to ramble, go off on tangents and just plain lose the plot sometimes.
Ask me if I like Marvel movies and I might respond that I like some while others are just purely unbelievable.
Nevermind I can buy that Thor has a magic sword and Wonder Woman can talk to fish, but there is no way Iron Man’s heavy suits could fly that easily.

Standard OA rules and regulations apply. Pictures? Whatever floats your boat. Availability? Yeah, pretty standard.
I’m central USofA time.
Marital status? Roommates, Baby!
Sexy stuff? OMG! How can you even ask?

Age requirements? I’d prefer it if we didn’t chat while you were waiting to pick up Ashleigh and Jaxon from preschool.

Other than that…it really doesn't matter. We all know this is a mental game anyhow. And I’m…mental. 😜

I have no tattoos and a cute little goatee that I know I should lose but I cling to the hope it detracts from the size of my….forehead.

Oh, also! One of my favorite things to talk about in videos is my dreams. Sometimes I get some doozies!

Last song I danced to by myself, you ask? Well, Rainbow by Cage the Elephant.

But only because I have the musical tastes of a teenage girl.

Other platforms? I have AOL and a P.O. Box standing by….✌