So let me see..

Should we skip the small talk and move on to some amazing sexting, voice messaging? I mean who really wants to get to know one another when obviously we’re missing something at home, and it ain’t conversation..

I know I set myself up with that first paragraph, but it doesn’t seem like the slow, getting to know one another is working. So let’s bypass it.. 😂😂

Just kidding! I’m just looking for someone to become obsessed with me (not in the creepy, stalker way) for about two weeks, then it completely fizzles out. So let’s rant and rave about random things, get to know each other and really look forward to notifications from one another.

If you’ve read all that and still wanna chat, send me a message. I’ll be around all day.

Oh, and if you’re under 35, I wouldn’t bother. I’m old and probably not as entertaining as the younger women here!