Hii! Wow this doesn’t feel real.

I was thinking to make the title “Long time lurker is posting for the THIRD time in search of her Prince Charming” but I thought that was too vomit inducing and dramatic… and I am dramatic but I cant show you that side just yet.

Right - where do I start? I suppose I am meant to just start advertising myself now? I wish this thing came with a handbook or something. I have messaged some of the lovely men on here before and it’s always just fell through for whatever reason :P I hope that maybe posting again will bring more luck? One can only hope.

I am quite bubbly if you haven’t noticed but crazy shy in person, I am from the UK and I am engaged/ commited relationship - I think I’d prefer someone upbeat and quite humorous but maybe someone who’s slightly more chill will maybe balance me out? God, im so indecisive too - can you tell waiters hate me?

I am quite attractive and have been told by not just my grandma, but my mother and her friend agreed soooooo naturally, I had to put my application in to vogue. I’ll update you on the progress if it goes well.

We can talk about whatever interests we might have but please don’t be mean if I’m honest and say it won’t work because I am realistic and would hate to waste time - pic exchanges come in time.

I am looking for a gentleman with good literacy skills and very clever with his wittiness? Idk I think it gives someone character - I am indecisive but I will know what I like when I see it, but if you don’t like chocolate… I’m afraid you can’t be helped.

Thank you for everyone who might drop a message to my post - i unfortunately won’t respond to anything that had nothing to do with what I wrote :(