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34 [M4F] Screw Plant Daddy, I Wanna Be a Planty Dropper
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bot_i_am_not is a male age 34 looking for a female
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Hey yall, happily married dad from the south here looking for a happily married woman from anywhere. I’m not looking to uproot your situation, and you had better not try to change mine either.

I’d like for something to build over time. I’m willing to wait for something great. If I just wanted something quick, dirty, and physical I’d just go to a swingers’ bar ya know?

Anyway. I’m 5’11” and 200lbs. I wouldn’t say I have a dad bod per se. more like a fit father figure! You should read that as I lift weights and run distance, but I also love carbs and have a sweet tooth. I’m pretty conventionally nerdy: fantasy and sci-fi, Steam Deck, and a zillion hobbies I don’t have the time for but five face first into anyway. A hobby that has stood the test of time is my garden and indoor plants though!

We can swap pics if you want. I can submit to a Voigt-Kampf. But it doesn’t rule out my being a Yeerk. Or a skinwalker. Or a douchebag. You’ll have to talk to me to find out!

If we were playing “we listen and we don’t judge”, what would you tell me?

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