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I feel like Iāve rewritten this 11 times already and nothing seems to be it, so we will go with the less is more approach and try again tomorrow if this fails. š¤Ŗ
Iām looking for a best friend. Obviously a best friend that I would (eventually) fuck. That being said though, Iām not interested in surface level connections or strictly sexual interactions. I have plenty of those or avenues I could take take to find them. Iām lonely, not desperate.
I prefer someone who is also married (not ENM), is a parent to human(s), who prioritizes discretion and communication, isnāt afraid to catch all the feels, and has a variety of interests. Also, I feel like I shouldnāt have to say this, but attraction is important. I donāt want to wait too long to exchange photos to make sure that weāre mutually interested.
Alright, this feels too long for my āsimpleā approach. Cutting myself off here. Tell me would you rather have hiccups or the feeling that a burp is stuck 24/7? (Weird, I know. It is a shitpost after all.)
Edit: CST or EST works best for my schedule. Sorry š„²
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