Against all my efforts, I couldnt find you. And trust me, I tried. They even banned my account(s) for replying to those who answered. Sending the same standard reply makes you a spammer. Lesson learned.

Mostly (let's say 92.3%)of the responders to my previous post took it LITERALLY. I mean, it was so difficult to see it as a satire? Back to me now. Attractive, interesting, outdoorsy, degreed, solvent, looking for easygoing Ryan Gosling type. Kidding. No, I'm not. Yes, I am. No, I'm not. Ryan Gosling is the one. A slimmer Reacher was tough to find and Jax Teller disappeared.
Seriously now, you should like nature, animals, tv shows, comfortable clothes (but not the redneck type) as well office casual, and the company of close friends, be an outdoorsy type, energetic, love your job, have a hobby.
Your cv is of little importance, but you must be physically attractive, affectionate, emotionally open and like a lot of communication. A fondness for good food, enjoying music, traveling and even taking a walk around the neighborhood when is raining is a plus, as is an inquisitive mind and exploratory spirit — and enough self-indulgence to enjoy spending rainy days in bed. Lots of flaws accepted, if accompanied by sufficient warmth, humor.
I accept reviews like
"Never once sent me a dick pic... Even after I begged him to".//sendmedickpicsiamtotallyacollegecheerleaderAged18
“Was able to add 2 2 in his head like a champ".//Albert Einstein
So, again, if you're attractive, intelligent, well-read, focused, know how to use irony, but still kind — let’s get together and celebrate. Age at least 35 up to 50, no toddlers or pregnant SO. I hit the ignore button for all the ages outside my preferences. Thought it's worth mentioning. Note necessary: we both want to exchange pics pretty soon.

Short version of my OA saga: I've had an amazing OAP, let's call him my Estonian god. I would be pleased if you're at least half as wonderful as he was.

The sausage pics will be reported to Reddit so consider a potential ban.