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34 [M4F] I Can’t Decide If Enrique Iglesias’ “Escape” Is Creepy Or Just Realistic For This Lifestyle
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bot_i_am_not is a male age 34 looking for a female
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I’ve been here before. Shit, I probably know a good fraction of yall reading this if you were/are in the groups scene.

Here’s the thing, though. I’m looking for lightning to strike again. The kind where Enrique’s song seems more “Espresso” than “Johanna”. The kind where we swap memes on the toilet and Snap random moments in our day like that awesome String of Pearls I saw at the greenhouse. Where we wake up and the first thing we think of is coffee, the second thing is “I gotta pee” and the third is a Pavlovian response to send memes to start our days.

I’m happily married. You should be too, or at least not looking for an ear to complain to. I’m emotionally intelligent and know what I want. You will know if you are what I want; I’m a great hype man. You should know what you want too and be comfortable vocalizing that.

I’m tall, brunette with salt, bearded (full, but short), and fit. Battling a slight dad paunch. My work uses my brain in overdrive, so I hit the gym to dissociate and beat the crap out of my muscles. I follow Wes Anderson, gardening, kettlebell, and music theory accounts on Insta if that gives you a flavor. Aaaaaand I’ll admit my FYP has a few thirst trap posts getting served up. I suppose that’s unsurprising.

What song lyric lives in your head rent-free?

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