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How are your knees doing today? 😂
Hi there! Married man, 38, from California, kids wife etc. cake eater yes, but I have plenty of affection to give and nobody to receive. The age old predicament.
Me? Oh I’m just your neighborhood dad bod rocking teddy bear. Big, soft, and protective. And warm! I forgot warm! (6’1” with some chub).
You: just be human and respectful. Also be able to fit into a row boat (random office reference ✅) also available. I have time for this, and I expect you to, too. Within reason of course, I’m not a monster. lol.
Also please be able to hold a convo, one word replies are abhorrent to me. How do I respond to “yeah lol”?! You can’t! I’m a soft bear, not a muscle man who wants to carry the entire convo!!
Also over 30, as younger is kinda odd to me sorry lol.
Anywho, let’s start this journey together!
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