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By the authority vested in my (depraved) consciousness by the norms of adultery, I hereby declare my firm intention to seek a discreet, mutually beneficial connection with a woman in the DMV area.
I am:
31, white-collar professional based in DC (attorney, if that matters). Married, yes.
Brown-skinned. Brown eyes, black hair. Bearded. 5’9. Height-weight-proportional.
Looking for a long-term FWB situation (but open to a more casual equation, with the right person). Willing to make the logistics work (have control over my schedule).
Ideal date: Nerding over art & history at the Smithsonian, or making good conversation at a nice cocktail bar.
Ideal weekend: Weekends are best spent outdoors. Summit hikes, and wineries are my go-to, and we’re blessed to have some good options in the DMV area.
Seeking:
An engaging personality (good vibes are so important!).
Intellectually curious (but not necessarily in a DC, “what do you do for work?” way).
Local to the DMV area, or at least a regular visitor (so we can quickly see if there is real-life chemistry to work with).
Age no bar.
If this peaked your interest, please do say hi. Thanks!
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