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Hey there, elder emos. Are you out there, lurking behind the nostalgia of Hot Topic hoodies and late-night Myspace playlists? Because I’m here, and I’m looking for someone who still feels alive every time they hear the opening chords of Dear Maria.
I’m a 37-year-old father from California, balancing life’s responsibilities while still carrying a torch for the golden era of pop-punk. I play a little guitar, geek out over video games, and have a dad bod that’s in remission. I’m also a cake eater—happy in my marriage but craving that extra connection, the one that feels like a secret mixtape made just for us.
I’d love to find someone over 30 who gets it. Someone who’s married, like me, but still holds a piece of their heart for Warped Tour memories, late-night AIM convos, and acoustic emo covers that could break your soul. Bonus points if you’re down to talk music, share playlists, or reminisce about the time when All Time Low was life.
As the song goes: “Maybe it’s not my weekend, but it’s gonna be my year… And I’m so sick of watching while the minutes pass as I go nowhere.”
So, let’s make this year ours. Let’s bring back the spark, the feels, and the unapologetic angst. If you’re into witty banter, flirty conversations, and sharing your darkest (and most emo) Spotify playlists, slide into my DMs. Let’s make each other feel weightless again.
—Your pop-punk relic from the West Coast.
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