I've been here before. Had OAs where it was wrong time to start one (whether on my end or hers). I don't ghost, I will be upfront with whatever is going on.

I gotta say, as a broncos fan...please god let the chiefs lose!! Anyways back to what we're here for lol.

About me - 5'11, black hair, brown eyes, trimmed beard, chunky. I stay active with tennis and basketball. I stay chunky because I have a sweet tooth and like pizza. I find I'm terrible at the getting to know you stage because I overthink alot. We will either vibe and kick it off pretty quick or I will not be to your taste. Emotional and physical attraction is important to me, so be open to swapping photos earlier than later. Also, if you would describe yourself as a vanilla lover, we won't be a match. I don't have a set age I'm looking for, but I'd be lying if I didn't say I like em older.

The things I'm looking for in this OA? I'll be honest some of them are considered "unhealthy" if you ask a therapist. I want us to be obsessed with each other. I want you to be jealous when I'm with my wife (I'm in a long term relationship, but I call her wife) Don't be afraid to double, triple or quadruple text. I won't, buzz buzz bitch. I want you to respond before I'm done typing my question.I love to laugh, so I hope you do too - aka don't take me seriously when I'm being silly. You can only cheat on me with your husband. And even then I still don't like it.

My availability is all over the map. Some days I'll be able to chat during work hours, others no. Some nights I'll be yours all night, others no. Same for weekends. While I'm here for an affair, I still hangout with the wife, friends and family.

Anyways I could keep going but where's the fun in that. If you read this and are intrigued, you're the right type of crazy. Bring that crazy ass into my chat, introduce yourself and show me why I should choose you 😘