Welcome, beautiful Redditors! Come in, come in! As you enter, coat check is to your left, and as a welcome cocktail please enjoy either a riff on a Paloma featuring champagne in place of sparkling water, or, for those of us experiencing the most arid of Januaries, a pineapple jalapeño gingerita mocktail 🥂 You all look the very personification of elegance. 🥰

I know that it’s practically still morning. Just imagine with me. 😑

A string quartet plays a classical adaptation of Ohio Is For Lovers

If you lack the imagination to hear that in your head, perhaps we aren’t a match BUT look up Vitamin String Quartet on Spotify before you go, and a small party favor awaits you at coat check on your way out. Your presence, however brief, was not unappreciated. ❤️

ABOUT YOUR HOST || LuciteDreaming is a passionate, successful professional residing in US Eastern time. He is a loving father and husband, traveler, voracious proficient reader, avid gymgoer (and it shows 😉) and lover of language despite only speaking the one. His polished handsomeness belies both his chronological age and the tattoos that might only be partially glimpsed on a warm day. He awakens each morning thankful to still have all of his hair and be slightly above average height.

THE PREFERRED GUEST is a young woman not unlike her host in many respects; sharing his love of fitness (and it shows), knowing what the fuck she is about, residing in US Eastern or Central time or otherwise near a big city in the US, and perhaps married, but not miserably so. Exceedingly pretty and, age being but a number, to look at her one would guess her no older than thirty. Here for the big feels; she would not be content for this to remain “online only.”

I promise, this shtick isn’t always on. My type is typically white or Asian women, and I have a soft spot for gym girls. Please be warned that there is skin showing on my profile (PG-13). Let’s sync our manic episodes and make this a highly multimedia experience, ok? Lots of pictures, voice and video notes, memes, Spotify links, calls. All of it.

And please, stay for as long as you like🍸