Hello,

I've been lurking, I've messaged a few people and it's been mostly strange and awkward interactions. I see a post I send a message but it's nothing like their post suggests and it turns into something like an awkward job interview or outright sexual stuff. How about letting things flow naturally? Ghosting people is also very rude, just say "sorry not interested" Anyways...

I'm 37 years old, married and have 2 kids. I think I am average in size aka not skinny, not plus-sized but everybody has their own concept of size. If we do speak you can see for yourself. My only thing is just please don't be overweight. We don't have to share photos instantly either.

A few things about me...

• I have a cool hobby( It's cool to me!) I'll tell you about it if we speak and get to know each other.
• I guess I am in the nerd/dork category. I don't know anymore because all that stuff is considered cool now.
• I like to game
• I am open-minded ( So please be the same)
• I like to watch anime, read manga and watch trashy superhero movies. I also like the good stuff like Lord of the Rings etc.
• I listen to any type of music as long as it is pleasing to my ears and I vibe with it.
• Mythology intrigues me, especially Greek mythology.
• I am usually shy, standoffish and on "guard", find it very hard to trust people maybe that's why things are like this now. I am trying to be more open about my wants and needs though.

I know most people are here to scratch that sexual itch. I'm not. Of course when connections are made things like sexting can happen but what I want is an emotional connection more than anything. I am lonely! I seek someone to talk to as much as possible but there is still an understanding that irl comes first. I want sweet messages that keep me smiling and laughing all day long. I want emotional support. I want the type of connection where I am always on your mind. Let us "catch feelings" as they say. I want exclusivity i.e I don't want us to be involved and I see you making posts on reddit, I'm selfish. Of course I will return all of this.

Basically I'm an emotional vampire and I want to suck you dry...emotionally.

So uh, where's my online boyfriend at?

If you're interested and can provide what I want you don't need to leave a comment, just send a chat request.