Okay, I post a lot of ads but I’ll get so many messages that don’t read it and I get overwhelmed so then I just delete them all. So if you can’t read at least until the end, then just keep scrolling. Maybe it’s direct and bitchy. Buuut. Please be willing to exchange pics up front, I don’t like wasting anyone’s time.

Im married, I know it’s a huge surprise. I also have kids, which I was told is a red flag on this sub… slightly concerning. Anyways, I’m looking for the most confident guy in the room type. He knows he’s attractive, but not in the way that he tells everyone. But by the way he carries himself. Humble southern gentleman type if you will (I don’t actually care if you’re in the south.) I do care that you’re under 45 years old, sorry old guys but I draw my line on if you could be my dad. Already got one of those. I appreciate height, because I’m not short. So preferably taller than 6’ and see a gym fairly often or you’re blue collared where the job does it for you. I’m a health nut and gym nut, turns out I am the food dye police so yes I believe in the MAHA movement and if you still message me I will make you stop eating food dyes tooo I’m extremely convincing on avoid cancerous shit :).

I love the gym, a good wine, and a great book. If I’m not doing those, I’m playing sports taxi. I am a little too important at work and have really done well for myself. If you’re not motivated and have no want to grow in your career, I’m not your gal.

I’m not here for sex or a dirty chat, not my thing. I want the connection. I love FaceTimes and phone calls more, if that can’t happen at least a few times a week then don’t bother. I don’t want to be your 9-5 side piece. My schedules flexible, so I’d like alignment.

So to review, if you’re under the age of 45, over 6’ tall, fit and or work keeps you fit, you don’t mind a right leaning holistic weirdo, and a more committed gal than message me. If you do not apply, then I will not respond and most likely will ignore. If you do hit those checkmarks and have messaged before, there’s a 100% chance I got overwhelmed and deleted them all without reading so shoot yo shot again.

Oh and I know I’m 100% a better shot than you. So maybe hunt or something too. Bonus points if you start your message with an argument to this so I know you read it all. Maybe I’m a bitch or maybe this site affords me the opportunity to be direct and picky. Ok byeeeee