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There's a specific kind of flirting I like that is done around smart little quips back and forth... not lazy recycled shit... these are on the spot "yes and..." improv comedy bits and they are all I want in the world.
I'm looking for a pen-pal, an imaginary friend. Someone, never further than my pocket, whom I can be authentic with. I want to talk about everything. I wanna watch TV together. I wanna compare playlists. I want to read books to you. I want to coauthor fantasy. I want to feel desired, interesting. I want a muse.
I'm a big, burly, broad-shouldered, bald, bearded, bespectacled, blaspheming, bi-curious-curious bibliophile. I'm not alone but dreadfully lonely. Mixed marriage in almost every conceivable way. Especially on religion and libido. The ultimate roommate situation.
And so you can Venn diagram where our loves overlap here are the things I love: science, science-fiction, stupid jokes, wordplay, words, word-smithery, dungeon-mastering, game-design, sketch-booking, stoners, smokers, hippies, leftists, progressives, explicitly expressed consent, tattoo-artists, piercings, apostacy, stale coffee in a diner at two in the morning, reading, the smell of freshly printed books, laughing at terrible movies, geeking out over great ones, taking TV shows way too seriously, puns, portmanteaus and pillow-princesses.
Please be an art-lover.
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