I’ve been trapped in my cage for a couple of decades and I’m looking for someone fun to keep me company and distract me from the bars around me. Notice me. Entertain me. Treat me like I’m a person.

I’m not looking for a prince to come rescue me, I never wanted to be a Disney princess. Despite my circumstances I am a strong, independent woman. As a kid I wanted to be Ellen Ripley, Wonder Woman and She-Ra. Though I was more like Wednesday Addams, Velma and Lydia Deetz and still am. So if you are into pale spooky intelligent chicks who always wear black, I might be for you.

I’m looking for a real long term best friend with benefits even if just online. Something that will grow over time, where we want to talk everyday if we can. Someone who I can be myself with and open to sharing anything and everything both fun things and the serious things.

If we feel a connection I want to switch to telegram and hopefully share pictures, voice messages and videos as we become more comfortable. If the chemistry is there I want spicy chat and mutual spicy videos. Maybe even meet up in the future if the stars align. Online only is fine too.

I’m not into being your free only fans girl so quit asking for nudes on day one. I love a good dick pic and video but I’m not sending NSFW pictures unless I am comfortable with you and feeling the connection. Sexting is meaningless if I don’t know you or desire you. I don’t need you to have orgasms, but ideally I would want to with you. I have no desire to just be used by you.

I am hoping to find a fellow member of the freaks and geeks club. You know all the weirdos, goths, emos, punks, nerds, band, art & theatre kids, slackers, stoners, skaters, rockers and other outsiders. Those were my people.

I’m a married super cute feisty red headed stay at home mom, but I am still a goth, emo, nerdy, punk girl at heart and would love to find others who never completely outgrew it. I have piercings. If you are looking for a girly girl or stereotypical suburban mom, I am not for you.

I love learning new things. I like reading, horror, sci fi, stand up comedy, puzzles, and maps. I’m very outdoorsy, love nature and a bit of a crunchy granola girl. My kids are my world.

Most of the music I listen to is from the 80s, 90s and early 2000s. Mostly punk, alternative, emo, and metal. I think music says a lot about a person. If you are alone in the car and listen to Taylor Swift, boy bands, other newer pop stuff or country we probably won’t match.

What I am looking for:

• I’m looking for someone who is in a roommate or dead bedroom situation.
• Must be younger than 56. Preferably over thirty.
• I don’t care about time zones if you don’t.
• I think intelligence is sexy, but you don’t have to be “book smart” or have a degree.
• I like full beards but clean cut can be sexy too.
• I hate circle beards. They make me picture your mouth as a vulva.
• I hate completely shaved heads on white guys. I know this eliminates 90% of the guys on here but that look dries me up.
• I do prefer someone with hair, but balding isn’t a deal breaker if you are interesting. I think grey hair is sexy.
• I like tall because I am on the taller side. I love getting picked up and tossed around and big guys are better at this. Please be at least 5’10.
• I love guys that are good with their hands. Guys who can fix, build, play or create things turn me on.
• I like funny guys with a good sense of humor. Dark, sarcastic humor is also appreciated.
• I like quirky, weird and fun.
• The ability to both start & hold a conversation is the most important thing.

Please send a well thought out response via chat. I won’t respond to you if you don’t write at least a paragraph of basic information about yourself. It doesn’t need to be an essay but you need to give me enough details to make me choose you. If you are comfortable, sending a picture of some sort will help. I will accept your chat if you want to send one. I was purposely detailed in an attempt to find a better match and not waste either of our time. Tell me the last song you chose to listen to.