That’s usually how long it takes me to remember that no amount of flirting or cheap sexting can possibly fill the cavernous void in my soul. If you’re hot I’ll probably stick it out for another day or two and keep trying to force it before eventually acknowledging reality.

Don’t worry. I won’t solicit any nudes before I ghost, as that would induce slightly more guilt for me. However, if you want to voluntarily send me nudes in a last-ditch effort to keep my attention or because you simply need validation, I won’t turn them down. You'll get 2 additional hours of my attention for boobs, 3 hours for bush, 4 hours for full nudes, 5 hours for spread p, and 6 hours for bhole.

If you reach out, make sure to tell me how you like to be ghosted. My default is to just stop opening your messages. This is also what I prefer if you end up ghosting me first. It sort of irks me when someone leaves me on read. Like, why even bother opening the message? 

But I’m also open to other methods. I can breadcrumb you for a few days before I ghost you, if that works better. Sometimes it’s fun to play the Is he just busy or has he lost interest in me? game. Or for all you masochists out here, I can just abruptly delete the chat without warning. Just let me know. I’m pretty flexible.

Sorry, I won’t be deleting my Telegram or Reddit handles after I ghost you, if that’s what you’re used to. However, I can block you if you don’t want to see me posting another ad 37 minutes after I tell you that I’m having second thoughts about this whole adultery thing. 

Maybe you’re wondering why you should message me over all the other guys on this sub who will ghost you just as quickly, if not faster. What I can offer is transparency and predictability. I’m telling you up front that I’m going to ghost you, so you can rest assured knowing that it’s not you; it’s me.

I hope to hear from you soon.